Thursday, October 29, 2015

Marco Math: "5% of a million is a lot more than 5% of a thousand"

Last night, as we all know by now, Sir Jeb valiantly tried to slay the Rubio dragon and reclaim his establishment mojo but ended up falling on his own sword instead. He is not expected to survive, and hopefully this cautionary tale will make future Bushes think twice about running for president.

This alone made it another good night for Marco, and if shockingly idiotic applause lines like "The Democrats have the ultimate Super PAC: it’s called the mainstream media" are your cup of tea...it might have even been great. But lurking underneath the pre-planned responses and crowd-pleasing one-liners, Rubio's major flaw again showed through: He can't think well on his feet.

We saw this most starkly with his unbelievably bad non-answer on Iraq earlier this year (get those attack ads ready, Clinton campaign!) and we saw it here when tried to defend his tax plan to John Harwood. Rubio didn't dispute that it would benefit the middle class the least...instead he gave us all a math lesson worthy of Jeb's smarter brother circa 2000.
"The math is: 5% of a million is a lot more than 5% of a thousand."


Of course, Dubya would have followed up that line with a classic "heh heh" and that shiteating grin of his. But otherwise it's the same stupidity.

Rubio's presentation at these events isn't nearly as confident as candidates like Cruz or Christie. It feels as though he's simultaneously very polished but also on the verge of a nervous flop-sweat disaster should anything go wrong. The 2013 State of the Union water bottle fiasco made clear that such a thing is a very real risk, and he knows it.

Another thing: Lying in a Republican debate and fending off a lame candidate like Jeb is one thing, but telling astonishing, easily verifiable lies over and over again about Benghazi to a good journalist the next morning is another.


Can you believe this guy?

Someday he might have to square off against a candidate far tougher than Jeb Bush or anyone else on that stage last night. And if so...there will be sweat.

4 comments:

  1. There's a conventional wisdom out there that Rubio will be the toughest candidate for Hillary in the GE. I guess what matters is making sure her campaign is well-prepared for whoever the GOP nominee is, and I can't believe they wouldn't be. I imagine Hillary always assumed the 2016 election would be a dogfight.

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    1. He lies a lot. I mean A LOT. This is a problem. Even Morning Joe was flabbergasted: http://correctrecord.org/scarborough-marco-lied-about-his-financials-what-else-is-he-lying-about/

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    2. He definitely has weaknesses, and that's one of them.

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  2. Let's NOT forget that Rubio's biggest whopper was in 2010 running for the senate--he dragged out the hearts and flowers by saying that his poor mom and dad had to escape from Fidel's communism. As I've said previously, I don't understand why the press gives him a pass on this. When he was confronted by Florida journalists his response was that he got the dates wrong---oh really? He got he dates wrong by 2 and 1/2 years!!

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