Monday, October 12, 2015

BREAKING: Hillary Admits to Being a Robot!

Yes, you read that headline correctly. I'm not joking, either...but Hillary sure is!

In Clinton's fascinating new interview with Buzzfeed's Another Round podcast, she covers topics ranging from Black Lives Matter to her emotional moment in New Hampshire in 2008. And in one highly unusual exchange, she was also effortlessly hilarious:
HILLARY CLINTON: The weirdest thing about me is that I don’t sweat.
ANOTHER ROUND: Obviously. Best argument for Hillary as a robot: zero sweat.
HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that I’m really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.
ANOTHER ROUND: Are there more of you?
HILLARY CLINTON: I thought he threw away the plans, at least that’s what he told me when he programmed me — that there would be no more. I’ve seen more people that kind of don’t sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race.
ANOTHER ROUND: So there’s a cyborg army is what you’re saying.
HILLARY CLINTON: But you have to cut this, you can’t tell anybody this. I don’t want anybody to know this. This has been a secret until here we are in Davenport, Iowa, and I’m just spillin’ my electronic guts to you.
ANOTHER ROUND: And without bourbon. 
HILLARY CLINTON: Without any bourbon. Yeah. That’s why I have to wait ‘til the end of the day.
Although this side of her usually doesn't reach the public, I keep hearing that Hillary is known for being extremely funny in casual environments. I guess those stories are true.

More of this, please!

Check out the full podcast below:
 

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